Yesterday I was thinking about how crappy TV shows are getting. Heard of the new show “The Choice”? It’s like “The Voice” but famous dudes pick a date with a girl. Like whut.
Soooo I was thinking of what I would put on television if it were my choice. Then I thought: DISNEYLAND’S NEXT TOP PETER PAN
Like “America’s Next Top Model”, but Peter style.
Andrew would be Tyra, obvs. And the other judges would be a holographic Walt Disney, a drag Robin Williams and Jodi Benson- because she rocks.
But seriously, who WOULDN’T watch this show?
UHHHH so today I found out Walt Disney didn’t actually say “If you can dream it, you can do it.”
(Andrew gifs in light of him winning a wedding!)
So APPARENTLY a man named Tom Fitzgerald said it, and it was written for the “Horizons” attraction at EPCOT.
Oh well, still a great phrase!
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We find out tomorrow, but this is for you now.
Why they be so perfect?
